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#JamaicanTwitter users annoy their kidnappers in viral game
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December 2, 2019

#JamaicanTwitter users annoy their kidnappers in viral game

Twitter is such an amazingly conflicting place, and in customary fashion, Jamaican users have taken a serious topic and turned it into a hilarious game.

The

latest trend, which picked up steam over the weekend, sees #JamaicanTwitter confront

their kidnappers just two minutes into the abduction.

The

earliest tweet is seemingly from @Shinelkal, who asked her abductors if her

best friend could accompany her to make the kidnapping that much more bearable…

2 mins after being kidnapped Ÿ˜©â€” _Baddie Ÿ‡¯Ÿ‡² (@ShinelkaI) Me: Can my best friend come?

2 mins after being kidnapped Ÿ˜©â€” _Baddie Ÿ‡¯Ÿ‡² (@ShinelkaI) Me: Can my best friend come?December 1, 2019

Listen…

I- I need a moment.

Why

are we like this?

These

tweets are so hilarious and honestly would send any possible kidnapper up the

wall.

From

FIFA football, air conditioning to a few spliffs and demands for music – #JamaicanTwitter

has a crude, but unrelenting sense of humour!!  Â

While BUZZ isn’t trying to make light of such a serious problem in Jamaica and across the world, here are some of funniest tweets from the game:

2 mins after being kidnapped— That guy (@LeondroC) Me: Yuh have FIFA?

2 mins after being kidnapped— That guy (@LeondroC) Me: Yuh have FIFA? https://t.co/HenOWfdwSADecember 1, 2019

2 mins after being kidnapped— christmas giftŸ„Ÿ…Ÿ¾ (@jaayo_) me: yuh have weed?

2 mins after being kidnapped— christmas giftŸ„Ÿ…Ÿ¾ (@jaayo_) me: yuh have weed? https://t.co/k9pit7t2uKDecember 1, 2019

2 mins after being kidnapped— Fuckry Advocate Ÿ…Ÿ„Ÿ‡¯Ÿ‡² (@joelldon) me: Suh ya go play two chune or wah?

2 mins after being kidnapped— Fuckry Advocate Ÿ…Ÿ„Ÿ‡¯Ÿ‡² (@joelldon) me: Suh ya go play two chune or wah? https://t.co/wA9PDbdXgbDecember 1, 2019

2 minutes after being kidnapped— pretty pretty a nuh fi every body (@ThisisKadz) Me: nu AC nu de inna dis? Mi hot

2 minutes after being kidnapped— pretty pretty a nuh fi every body (@ThisisKadz) Me: nu AC nu de inna dis? Mi hot https://t.co/IGWVZtBs4FDecember 1, 2019

2 minutes after being kidnapped— Gavin (@Goffeman) Me: Put on your seatbelt! It’s the law!

2 minutes after being kidnapped— Gavin (@Goffeman) Me: Put on your seatbelt! It’s the law! https://t.co/0H8D6CU6eHDecember 1, 2019

2 minutes after being kidnapped— Jodi-Ann Quarrie (Yoo Need More Jodi) (@yooneedmorejodi) Me: Yuh naah nuh food in ya?

2 minutes after being kidnapped— Jodi-Ann Quarrie (Yoo Need More Jodi) (@yooneedmorejodi) Me: Yuh naah nuh food in ya? https://t.co/swyikrGwRMDecember 1, 2019

2 minutes after being kidnapped— Jax (@rhodenjax) Me: mi can borrow yuh phone light fi dun read dis book?

2 minutes after being kidnapped— Jax (@rhodenjax) Me: mi can borrow yuh phone light fi dun read dis book? https://t.co/ou0jgLyfhTDecember 1, 2019

2 minutes after being kidnapped— thicknalee (@tajnalee) Me: What’s your sign? You know what time you born?

2 minutes after being kidnapped— thicknalee (@tajnalee) Me: What’s your sign? You know what time you born? https://t.co/RjsYkJw0cnDecember 2, 2019

2 minutes after being kidnapped — S’aunty Clause (@chrstnwhtly) Me: the people man live pan da road here! We can mek a stop?

2 minutes after being kidnapped — S’aunty Clause (@chrstnwhtly) Me: the people man live pan da road here! We can mek a stop? https://t.co/97avTCdSVqDecember 2, 2019

2 minutes after being kidnapped— actually Michael (@crossdrilled) Me: Did you know that some new cars have an illuminated switch…*Slams trunk shut*Me: *opens trunk*… or pull handle in the trunk so as to release one self in case one is locked inside

2 minutes after being kidnapped— actually Michael (@crossdrilled) Me: Did you know that some new cars have an illuminated switch…*Slams trunk shut*Me: *opens trunk*… or pull handle in the trunk so as to release one self in case one is locked inside https://t.co/I2QmOBGF33December 2, 2019

— Article by Nigel Carlington

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