14 advantages of getting older
When people think of getting older some become filled
with dread but ageing is not all bad. The accompanying wisdom that comes with
ageing is priceless.
Consider the dynamism of individuals like Betty White
and Cicely Tyson who seem to have gotten better with age, proving that it does
not have to be an albatross around one’s neck. Our time on earth is way too
short to worry about the things that are a certainty. Instead of fighting it, find
joy in the little things and embrace the golden years.
Here are ten things we look forward to as we enter
another chapter of this circle of life:
1. You no longer have to join long lines at the bank.
You have your own teller for all your various transactions.
2. You generally can get away with saying the most outrageous
things. We’re not sure why, it just is.
3. People call at 8:00 p.m. and ask “Did I wake you?”
4. You are at the bottom of the list of people likely
to be kidnapped as it is too much work. Plus your family may just say “well, he
had a good life so….”
5. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be
released first. Yay?
6. No one
expects you to hurry anywhere so if you are late, they rarely make a fuss.
7. There are very few things left to learn the hard
way.
8. You get to eat all the Jello you want.
9. You can live without sex (but not your glasses)!
10. You no longer feel the need to hold your stomach
in. Who would you be trying to impress?
11. Your eyes will not get much worse. *knock on wood*
12. All that money you spent on health insurance finally
pays off.
13. Your joints give more accurate weather forecast
than the meteorologist.
14. Your secrets are safe with your friends because
they can’t remember them either.