Worst pick-up lines I’ve ever heard
Many women can relate to being approached at some point by a man with a weak pick-up line, and below some share the worst they’ve ever heard.
Nordia, 38:
I was walking in Cross Roads one day when a guy started to walk beside me. He was walking at the same pace as me, side by side. I found it to be a bit strange so I started to walk a little faster and he started to walk fast also. I slowed down and was about to take a detour from my original route to get rid of him when he turned with me. I stopped, and he looked at me and said, “No need to walk so fast, I want to be your shadow and follow you everywhere you go.” He then asked me for my number but I told him that as flattering as the idea may be for him to be my shadow, I really didn’t need any other shadow but my own. He asked again, I told him no again, then he said, “I will see you tonight, in my dreams, OK beautiful?”
Nikki, 27:
I was working in a store at the time and this guy would come in to shop. He was a regular shopper there and I was the one who would normally assist him. He came into the store one day looking for shoes, so I helped him to find a pair. Before he paid for it he asked if he could take me out I told him I had a boyfriend. He said that my boyfriend was a lucky man to have me, but that it was OK that I had a man because he was married and was really only interested in having sex with me because I made him excited. Then he proceeded to show me just how much, by removing the shoe box from in front his pants.
Nadia, 34:
I met this man once on a bus. He sat right beside me and he seemed nice until he opened his mouth. The first thing that came out of his mouth was that he felt as if he was destined to sit beside me on the bus, as he was drawn to me like a moth to a flame. He said he was at a loss for words because of my shape. Bear in mind that I was sitting down and he had no idea what I looked like standing up. He kept talking, telling me that he would love a woman like me in his life, because his wife died and now it’s just him and his four children and they needed a mother. I kept my mouth shut and allowed him to talk. He asked me if I could cook because he’s not a good cook nor is he good at combing his daughter’s hair. After hearing him tell me how he had no sex since his wife died, I had to get up. This man was a horny widower looking for a maid and hairdresser for his children. Who does that?
Anna, 26:
You can truly meet some weird people in this world. I was in Portmore, in the food court at the mall waiting on my boyfriend when this guy came over and sat before me. I didn’t think much of it because the food court was full, so I thought he just needed a seat. That’s until he said something to me but I didn’t hear him clearly so I asked him to repeat. He told he that he would lick me up and down right then and there. I knew what he meant but I told him I didn’t understand. He then started to go into detail as to how he was going to lick me, so I cut him off and asked him whether women fell for this sort of thing and he said yes. So I told him his luck ran out with me cause I wasn’t interested. He sat there for a few minutes not saying a word and then got up and went to the table behind me where a lady sat alone. I guess he said the same thing to her because a few minutes later she was cussing him out.
