Men behaving BADLY
NO man sells his prowess in the sack better than a Jamaican man — songs have been sung about it, gaudy poetry encapsulates it, and many drinks on the market seek to improve it. Stamina is an everyday term — for all intents and purposes they all possess it, they all are capable of using it, every woman wants them for it, and no woman can resist them because of it.
But self-praise is no recommendation, the women below argue; in fact, their experiences have proven that many men don’t have a clue what they’re doing, and being clueless is one thing, inflicting hurt and harm because of this lack of knowledge is another. What was the worst, or most painful thing to happen to you while doing the deed because your partner didn’t know what he was doing? These women tell the stories, that are sure to make you cringe.
Melody, 28: We were at university, and he was a science student, ironically, but he had no idea about the female anatomy down there. He thought he could find my G-spot by exploring the opening to my urethra, and I had to Google the diagram to show him one day, when he was down there mauling my lady bits.
Janet, 37: I had to explain to my husband that dirty hands cause yeast infections in women, when he gave me another one, all because he thought vigorously rubbing down there with his dirty fingernails did something for me.
Khary, 23: He was one of those anal retentive fellows, who also was a germophobe, so he wouldn’t touch me down there at all. So instead of using his hands to guide his Peter to my tunnel of love, he would just leave it hanging and jab, jab, jab away like a blind man seeking to gain entry, if you know what I mean. After a few uncomfortable sessions, and me realising that he wasn’t gonna ever feel comfortable even touching himself, I left him for his roommate.
Tenille, 26: I called him a vampire because he would only visit me at night, leave before the sun came up, and would bite me, as if he thought that was a turn-on. I had to explain to him that biting and nibbling were not OK, and he got offended and never came around again. I didn’t mind, because what the heck could he have been thinking?
Amanda, 30: He said he had a BDSM fetish, particularly choking, and that was fine with me, because who doesn’t want a little turned-up action now and again, right? But obviously his fetish was more homicidal than BDSM, because this brother almost sent me to the ER, because even after I yelled out the safe word and was pulling his hand away, he wouldn’t stop. I didn’t want a repeat, because he should be in a psych ward.
Mich, 38: He thought the lack of lubrication was a good thing, and meant that he was doing a good job. When I’d get aroused he wouldn’t like that, because there wasn’t enough friction for him. I’ve come to realise that Jamaican men think tightness (dryness) is a good thing, when all it means is that you’re not doing much to arouse the woman in the first place.
Jordan, 29: He said he had found my G-spot, but dude was just in there digging away, like a leprechaun trying to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Fact is, he had longish nails so it made the whole experience so traumatic, that I swore off men for a while. And the worst thing is that afterwards, he swore that I was lying that I wasn’t pleased.
