Friends, the large crowd (25) at the Bird’s Nest (33) will come alive today to see who is boss in the short sprint! I won’t give up on the black, green and gold! So we expect the big man (23) to cross the line first!

Some Jamaicans are hoping that Danny will bring some needed rain (24). But don’t be disappointed, my friends, as poor Danny is weakening and might just not deliver. But memba seh it neva too late for a shower if rain, so keep those fingers crossed.

These mule (18) cart operators keep having their animals dumping manure (32) in people’s communities as they sell their fruits. Tie a bag on the mule’s ass (2). Or clean up the mess left. Unu must know which one is easier.

Back-to-school shopping on in earnest, but wid di few dollars (25) people have to spend a number have to be hunting bargains. You see di suffering weh di IMF has caused on the poor people of this country. But since government officials (34) love the poor, wi affi grin and bear it.

Anyway, you bank on dem few number yah until such time.