Friends, I had to pull my gun (27) and fire at a thief (5) the other night. You want see how him bolt! However, don’t worry as it was only a dream cause the Rake Master can’t even fire slingshot!

Did you see the photo of the minister (34) holding the chick (28)? You want see him adoring the little bird.

I swear animals either like my car or want to be run over. Early this week I had to come to a stop to allow the little mongrel (15) to cross the road, and then yesterday two black puss (14, 18) look like dem fed up wid life and want fi dead (3) as they just stood there as I drove up.

Friends, what a Pryce to pay after all that dedication to the party and its president. But such is the nature of politics. The crowd (25) that turned up at the orange house seemed to be the last straw. But the business people really paid some good cash (25 again) to bus the comrades and take care of their expenses.

Anyway, it is called politics and fi mi job a fi write rake, so be good until.