Pastor, fat people and cow
Friends, hope all has gone well for you on this holy weekend. I assume a whole heap of you will be in big (33) and small (10) churches today to hear God’s word from pastor (29).
Wid all dat bun and cheese, mi sure seh a whole heap a fat (8) people will be around for the next few weeks.
Then, if wi a go mek bully beef inna Jamaica wi might have to import cows (9). It will be nice setting up that industry as we will not only have more jobs fi people, di thief (5) dem will have fewer cows. And trust mi, nothing like food processed here in Jamdown.
Hearing some speculation that a police (13) shoot (27) schoolboy (11) and mek it look like a gunman. Hope the real shotta will be caught.
We know the president (34) had an appetite for doing things big, so no surprise he selected the mother of all bombs. But I urge caution as wi no want another war!
Until such time, walk good.
