Friends, what a piece of comedy in their big (33), White (26) house. The new boss (34) is ensuring field days among the American media. Never a dull moment.

Then, what a bangarang in the gun (27) licence saga? Dem yah drama rough in Jamdown.

Why a car decide fi pop down (8) in the middle of the day wid a flat tyre? You can neva know when these things will happen. SMH.

Why do those vendors have to charge so much money (25) fi fish (30) and dem buy dem right on the beach from the fisherman dem. Dem good bad!

A see a woman wid a puss an’ mi haffi wonder a weh she a feed her cat (14). The puss fat like a mud fish.

Why is it that these Chiney (17) merchants decide dem fi run business and nuh care about air conditioning for neither workers nor customers. I walk in one Chiney shop and had to beat a quick retreat wid the heat that greeted mi.

Friends, I know it will be sweet Jamaican weekend as our athletes are expected to put a smile on our faces, so walk good until.