Food, puss and eggs
Friends, some people good enuh. Mi seh the two Indian man dem (2, 19) siddung inna di sprawling restaurant (33) a bad mouth the black man (23). Di man kinda call it down pon himself, though, ’cause him a fling di food (20) inna him mouth (14) like him nuh eat from last year.
I don’t like to see animals being mistreated, but I don’t love dem to the point where I would want to share a room (10) with them. And imagine me a walk behind a dog (11 again) with plastic bag in hand to pick up whatever him expel (think 32)? But that lady who mi see a kiss up di big, fat puss (18) in di big park (33). Huh?!!
To see the whole tray of egg (4) slip from the old lady’s (36) hand was a sorry sight. Sorry fi her, but she tell the man who try fi help her dat she don’t need his help ’cause she have enough money (25) to buy another tray. She better than me. More time.