Have you ever

met a guy who is just too perfect? He looks like Denzel, has compassion like

Obama, makes you laugh like Kevin Hart and feel protected by Dwayne ‘the Rock’

Johnson. He has a good job, good credit, good teeth and a great personality so

you are reeling from the impact of his perfection but secretly wondering why no

woman has snatched him up as yet. Or has she?

Since no woman

wants to be made a fool of, it spells sense to know exactly what time it is before

you commit to someone may already be committed.

Below are 10 ways

to tell if a man is married:

1. His ring

finger is discoloured: Either that or he always has on a Band-Aid. Come on now.

2. His clothes are

always immaculately ironed: No he is not metrosexual, he simply has a woman

taking care of his wardrobe.

3. He

accidentally says ‘we’ instead of ‘I’ a lot: That is the language used by

couples.

4. He is always

falling asleep: Running around and trying to sort his story out keeps him tired.

5. He does not maintain

eye contact with females: This is when a man is trained to look away from his

wife’s friends.

6. He picks

fights unexpectedly to leave: Do not kid yourself, this is deliberate.

7. You cannot

get in contact with him, especially at nights: If he is not a doctor on call,

then what is with all the privacy?

8. You know

only a few of his friends and none of his immediate family members: The less

people you know the easier it is to keep the charade going.

9. He says he

has a job that takes him out of town often: If he does not drive trucks, that’s

a lame enough excuse.

10. He says he

has to have ‘me time’ when he cannot be contacted: Girl, run!