Strange bedroom requests

SEX, much like an informal sporting game, generally comes with few rules, and members of both sexes, using this to their advantage, sometimes make bold requests of their partners that would be consider absurd outside of the bedroom.

Have you ever received a bedroom request that you found to be too weird?

Sherry:

We were having sex and I wanted to pee. I told him I would be back, but when he saw me heading to the bathroom he called out to tell me if I was going there to pee he wanted me to come back, as he would lie on the floor and I could do it all over him.

Delroy:

She has a fetish for toes, mine included, and every time, even when they were cheesy, she would insist that I allow her to run her tongue over them, sometimes with whipped cream or ice cream.

Amoy:

He has asked me to repeat the letters of the alphabet to the rhythm of his strokes.

Chrystalie:

My very macho man, or at least that’s who he pretended to be, wants me tie him up, put my lipstick on him, and spank him while calling him ‘Naughty, Naughty Nancy’.

Leon:

I was talking to a girl for just over a month. I had told her about two weeks in that I am a lover of phone sex and how great my ex was at it. The first time having sex with her, she made me call my ex to have phone sex, and put the phone on speaker just so she could get turned on by my ex’s sounds of pleasure.

Liddy:

He told me to get on the treadmill and do a couple of squats because he prefers making love to a really sweaty woman because the smell of fresh perspiration turns him on.

Alex:

She wanted more than anything to dye my pubic hair blond. She had all the material that we needed. She said it was necessary to turn her on.

Dave:

This girl I was talking to for close to eight weeks had the nerve to tell me she wanted me to fight and abuse her during sex like a rapist would. She said she has never been raped before and she had always wanted to experience it. Of course I left her high and dry.